To enjoy this song get high on acid get Ke$ha's Tik tok and Sing this all night long(btw I didn't make this up just so you know)
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
FEELING LIKE THE KING
GRAB MY BITCHES
HEAD TO THE CAR
I’M GONNA GET SOME BLING
BEFORE I FIGHT
MOW DOWN SOME POKES
WITH THE FRONT OF MY CAR
CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE GYM
I’M GONNA FUCKING WIN
I’M TALKING BADGES ON MY ID-D
GONNA GIVES BITCHES A GARY STD-D
GARY’S BLOWIN UP EVERYONE ON THE SCENE-ENE
DROPPING TROU GIVIN TRAINERS A LOOK-SEE
PULLING UP TO BATTLES
GONNA KNOCK THIS FUCKER UNTIL HE BLEEEEEDS
GARY OAK
GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE
ON MY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE GIRTH
TONIGHT IM’A WIN
AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK
THAT DIDN’T RHYME
NOT A CRIME
BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GARY OAK OH
WOAH OH OH OH
OH WOAH OH OH
GARY OAK
GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE
ON MY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE GIRTH
TONIGHT IM’A WIN
AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK
THAT DIDN’T RHYME
NOT A CRIME
BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GARY OAK OH
WOAH OH OH OH
OH WOAH OH OH
AIN’T A TRAINER IN THE WORLD
THAT CAN BEAT ME AT LIFE
I GOT SOME MONEY IN MY POCKETS
BECAUSE I’M NOT FAGGOT ASH
AND THE TRAINERS ARE LINING UP
BECAUSE THEY HERE I’M MUCH TOUGHER
BUT I’LL KICK THEIR FUCKING FACES IN
BECAUSE I’M A HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER
I’M TALKING BOUT
ASSES KICKED LEFT AND RIGHT (RIGHT)
NOT EVEN PUTTING UP A FIGHT (FIGHT)
GOD THIS BITCH IS WAY TOO TIGHT (TIGHT)
OH WAIT I FORGOT IT’S YOUR MOTHER (MOTHER)
IT’S YOUR MOTHER (MOTHER)
YEAH I FUCKED YOUR (MOTHER)
GARY OAK
GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE
ON MY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE GIRTH
TONIGHT IM’A WIN
AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK
THAT DIDN’T RHYME
NOT A CRIME
BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GARY OAK OH
WOAH OH OH OH
OH WOAH OH OH
GARY OAK
GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE
ON MY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE GIRTH
TONIGHT IM’A WIN
AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK
THAT DIDN’T RHYME
NOT A CRIME
BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GARY OAK OH
WOAH OH OH OH
OH WOAH OH OH
HEY ASH
YOU’RE SUCH A FAG
LOL WHAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF FAG
WHATEVER IT IS
IT SURE AS HELL AIN’T YOU
MY GOD YOUR POKEMON SUCK
GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
YOUR ASS IS MINE
YEAH LIKE YOUR MOTHER’S (ASH)
HEY GRAMPS YOU THERE
IT’S ME, FUCKING GARY
YOUR ONLY GRANDSON
I’M THE ONLY GOOD THING IN YOUR LIFE
SHIT YOU’RE SO OLD
GIVE ME MONEY
I’M GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
YEAH I’M GARY MOTHERFUCKING
OOOOAAAAKKK!
NOW HAND OVER THAT BADGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
GARY OAK
GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE
ON MY GIRTH
TONIGHT IM’A WIN
AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK
THAT DIDN’T RHYME
NOT A CRIME
BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GARY OAK OH
WOAH OH OH OH
OH WOAH OH OH
GARY OAK
GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE
ON MY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE GIRTH
TONIGHT IM’A WIN
AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK
THAT DIDN’T RHYME
NOT A CRIME
BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GARY OAK OH
WOAH OH OH OH
OH WOAH OH OH
WOAH OH OH OH
OH WOAH OH OH
FUCK YEAH I'M GARY
